where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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