This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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