what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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