I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Randomize
