Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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