I skipped work to stalk him.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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