That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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