I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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