there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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