he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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