How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Boobs speak an international language.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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