I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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