it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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