quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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