she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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