Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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