can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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