that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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