I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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