i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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