Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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