they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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