We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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