so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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