Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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