Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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