How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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