How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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