Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
