Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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