it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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