none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
