my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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