Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Randomize
