Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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