handjob tips. give me some.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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