I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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