ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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