So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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