Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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