HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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