the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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