She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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