I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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