All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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