Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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