question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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