Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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