We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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