so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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