remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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