Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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