Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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