end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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