Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
